GMFD Hat

Tired of choosing between red ties and blue ties, empty promises and televised meltdowns? Good. Leave the Democratic Party, leave the Republican Party, and join the Godmothafuckindamn Party.

This hat doesn’t whisper. It screams—in a smooth, low growl. Embroidered with the letters GMFD, this isn’t just a cap—it’s a full-blown ideology with a curved brim.

Put it on, tip it slightly, and watch as people either salute you… or cross the street. Either way? You win.

• 100% cotton twill
• Structured
• Five panel
• High profile
• Green undervisor
• Sewn eyelets
• Snapback closure

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